① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.

② One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?

③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居,不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道.

⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè).

⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái).

⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).

⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng).

⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.

⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.

“現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)”,所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.

⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái).

⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明.

⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.

⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地.

⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!

兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!

⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you for.