英語(yǔ)雙關(guān)語(yǔ)小笑話幾則

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧?

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因?yàn)閟nail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢?

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces這個(gè)短語(yǔ)，你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者(sleepwalker)夢(mèng)游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢，他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了。